Canal Cruising Guide

Fires

A fire of sufficient severity to require evacuation is highly unlikely. If it does happen:

Falling In

If someone falls in to the canal, either off the boat or at a lock:

If you fall in:

Falling in is unlikely. The last time someone fell in, a couple of years ago, it was a leader! (And the boat was moored at the time.)

Other Unlikely Events

If aliens invade the earth, don't worry. They'll probably attack the cities first, so we'll have a couple of days to continue enjoying the good weather and beautiful countryside before they come for us.

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